January 2011
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December 2010
Oh my god. It's finally New Year's Eve.
Fucking everything is set! I’m just to excited. The day time better go by fast.
I really want certain people to just not talk to...
Well,
I guess I did sleepwalk last night. No one was in my room. Yeah, I’m going to go with this answer to my computer screen problem because it sounds better than my other answer: the spirits from the ouija board are fucking with me.
Reblog if you've ever killed someone with your...
nightmaresend:
beyoureverything:
Mine: Yours:
Yall ain’t got nothing on me ;)
hahahahahahahahaha
rofllll
My computer screen cracked.
I don’t know how. It was safely on a table all this morning and when I went to turn it on the screen made me cry inside. The worst part of this is, I’m not entirely sure if I put it on the table. The last thing I remember of last night is laying down waiting for some shit to download then this morning my screen is cracked. What. The. Hell. Did I black out? I am so sad.
Twilight frustrates me.
First, Edward needs to hop off Bella’s cock. I mean really. You do not need to smother her with your love every second of every day.
And Bella needs to stop being a clingy little bitch. Yes, it is possible to survive without a man for five seconds.
One last complaint: Jacob, why are you a pedophile? That is sick. Fuck you and fuck these movies. I’m done. Farewell.
What a cougar.
Mom: Casey, we're going to watch Eclipse.
Me: Why...?
Mom: Because I want to see Jacob with his shirt off!
“How am I supposed to be a good wife if I can’t fit my mouth around a...”
– Favorite cousin Sammi
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That awkward moment when you look at your name so...
Why is man unhappy? No animal is so unhappy, no... →
oceanofmind:
“Why is man unhappy? No animal is so unhappy, no bird is so unhappy, no fish is so unhappy as man. Why is man so unhappy? Because man desires happiness, and the birds are happy right now; the trees are happy right now. Man desires happiness; he is never happy here and now. He always desires…
I love when people say abstract curse words.
Like “twinkledouche.”
“The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to...”
– (via iamnocturnal)
“All I want for Christmas is a cheese log.”
– Mother Dearest
I pretty much had the happiest Christmas I've ever...
Santa brought me an iTouch, yet sadly my computer...
WAITING FOR SANTA!
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Holy fuck. It's Christmas tomorrow.
GPOY; Thuggin’ in my car edition
Reblog this if you run down the stairs holding...
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The best time to wear a striped sweater...
Is all the tiiiiiiiiiiiiime! One with a collar; TURTLENECK! The best kiiiiiiiiiiind. ‘CAUSE WHEN YOU’RE WEAAAAAAARING, that one… special, sweater…
“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via -disastuh)
“We should make a verbal agreement to only kiss each other, because one time,...”
– Say Anything; “Crush’d”
Why are so many young people dying lately? It's...
“All these bitches wanna lick my ice cream.”
– Borgore; “Ice Cream”
It's quite a bittersweet moment when you realize...
